**DISCLAIMER**
This is a very raw and emotion filled experience. I describe things in a way that may or may not make someone feel uncomfortable. I'm blunt and descriptive. You have been warned.
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I had been in the Missionary Training Center (MTC) for about six hours when I found myself sitting in a bathroom stall, hunched over as my body revolted in unidentifiable pain. It shot through my stomach, searching for a way to escape from inside of me. I sat there, listening as little drops of blood landed in the water, making that “ping” sound a dripping faucet makes when water leaks into a sink. It felt like my anus was spitting out the blood in little drops. I could only akin it to the feeling your lips have when you spit water out of your mouth in a tiny stream. “What the hell is wrong with me?” I thought, as I dyed the toilet water a nice fruit punch color.
I didn’t tell anyone my problem. It was foreign to me and I knew that if told someone I’d end up going home. I can’t begin to address all of the thoughts that streamed through my head but none of them seemed more important as not going home. As a young Mormon missionary, the last thing you want is to be told you can’t go on your mission. It seemed like the most important thing for me to do was to pretend like everything was okay. I kept it hidden from everyone. It was my own little secret that I hoped would just go away.
I
was very nervous when I first went to a doctor. I didn’t know what to expect. I
had both of my parents with me, which was awkward. They knew what was going on
but not to what extent. I sat on the observation bed, the paper crinkling
underneath me. My stomach hurt and all I wanted to do was lie on the floor. I
had grown accustomed to lying there when I didn’t feel well. The hard surface
provided resistance to my stomach and I found that when I was in pain, the
harder the surface the better. I sat there though, on the crunchy paper,
pretending that everything was okay.
When
the doctor walked in I lied. I told him about the pain. I mentioned that it
felt like my stomach and intestines were having a sword fight. I mentioned how
it took my breath away. I failed to go into detail about the blood. I don’t
know if it was the fact that my parents were in the room or that this issue
actually did exist, but I wouldn’t tell him what was slipping out of me every
day. He ordered an endoscopy and a colonoscopy to figure out what the sword
fight was all about. I felt hopeful that something would finally happen.
I’d like to say that I went to the doctor, found out what was wrong with me, and everything got better. I’d love to say that everything went back to normal and I moved on with my life. I’d like to say all of that but it would be a lie. I did see a doctor. I saw several. Each one more concerned with the stomach pain than the faucet that drenched my underwear if I wasn’t careful. I’d go to the doctor. I’d tell them that the pain shooting through my stomach would reach up into my head, shock my vision and thoughts for just a second, and then travel back down past my stomach and escape through my feet. I’d tell them that this pain was associated with a constant trip to the bathroom to relieve a pool of blood that waited impatiently in my rectum. They were always more concerned with the pain and gave me drug after drug in order to help it.
It
was at this point that I started down the road to many appointments and many
inconclusive results. I had MRI and CT scans done on my head and stomach. I had
urine and fecal samples analyzed. The doctors checked my prostate, my
allergies, and my pancreas. They made sure nothing was wrong with my thyroid or
lymph nodes. I even had an ultrasound done on my scrotum. They didn’t want to
rule out anything. I sat on a table with my balls exposed. The young female
ultrasound tech was very professional and didn’t seem to mind having to run a
machine over a man’s sack. All of this was done in search for answers. It was
like I was a question being posed to a group of scientists and they were all
trying to take a shot at answering me. It wasn’t until three years after I
started all of this that I said no more, and I walked away from the doctors.
Shortly
before Melissa and I got married, I had a roommate who took the time to notice
that I wasn’t always feeling my best. He’d find me laying on the floor moaning.
He’d smell the metallic odor in the bathroom when I was done and wonder what it
was. He’d sit with me, asking if I needed anything. He took me to the E.R. one
night when he felt like the pain was too much for me to bear. We sat together
in a triage room, listening to a doctor yell at me for not remembering the last
time I went to a doctor for this issue. I told him that I had stopped going
because the doctors weren’t helping. I don’t know if he felt like his integrity
was on the line, but his little face turned very grinchy and he let me know
that if I had continued treatments then maybe it would be figured out. He sent
me home with some narcotics. I was glad to take them as it would help me forget
this moment.
I
couldn’t bear to feel for something that wasn’t giving me any answers. There
were nights that I would cry myself to sleep because I was in so much pain and
figured it was never going away. I got depressed. I started hoping that I
wouldn’t wake up the next day. I’d pray to a God that I had stopped believing
in that my life would just end. I was ready to die. Melissa and were married at
this point. She didn’t understand why I’d curl up and sleep on the floor. She
felt abandoned by me when I’d choose it over her. We’d fight. She would worry.
She felt like I wanted to leave her. I didn’t want to leave her. I wanted to
leave the pain. When I could no longer bear to watch her cry I wrapped the
feelings I had towards this unidentifiable issue in a box and put it in the
attic in my head.
It was year six of our marriage when I began to discuss with Melissa the problems I was facing. I had kept it a secret for so long that I didn’t think that anyone needed to know. I’m sure it was obvious when she’d do the laundry and see the giant stains in my underwear but she never said anything. It wasn’t until I showed her the gruesome site that she became concerned. I pulled out my phone and took a picture of the blood that covered my pointer and middle fingers from the tip to the knuckle. There was so much blood on those two fingers that it was dripping from them and into my palm, leaving a trail of crimson as it moved. I wrote the caption, “it smells like steak, wanna try?”, and sent it to her. She was at the door within seconds, pleading for me to go to the hospital.
A new tradition started at that point. Whenever I’d have a butt blood day I’d send her a picture of the brutality. I made a peace sign once, blood surging from my finger and down to my wrist. On another day, I held my appendages up to my nose and sent her a picture of me pretending to bask in the iron perfume. There was a moment when little clots of dark blood decided to join the rush of liquid. I had blood clots stuck on my entire hand and decided to take a picture while I pretended to lick them off.
One
night I found myself curled up on the bathroom floor in tight little ball.
Melissa sobbed as she stood over me. She thought that I was dying. She leaned
down and embraced me tighter than she ever had before. She wanted me to know
that she was there for me. She wanted to take it all away. The pain was so
excruciating that I couldn’t stand. It felt like something was inside of my
stomach trying to claw its way out of me. It felt like little teeth chomping on
my gut, feasting on the intestines. Melissa continued with her embrace as I
screamed out, “it hurts, it hurts”. She felt helpless. She had the phone in her
hands, ready to call an ambulance. I told her no. I told her that this was
normal for me. She insisted. I told her that it would pass. “You can leave if
you need to”, I spoke through my gritted teeth. She stayed, feeling defeated.
She held onto me as I wept.
My
entire stomach was moving like a roller coaster. Melissa told me that it looked
like something was literally inside of me trying to push its way out. I started
throwing up so hard that the pressure in my face made me look like I had two
black eyes. As the pressure grew, the capillaries around my cheeks, eyes, and
forehead burst under my skin, causing blotches and red spider webs to spread
across my face. I couldn’t get any oxygen in because of the amount of vomit,
bile, and blood that were protruding out of my mouth. I was suffocating. My tonsils
grew so big that they blocked my airway and I passed out. When I woke up the
whole process began again. Melissa watched as I threw up so hard that a few of
the pores in my head burst, causing blood to trickle down the side of my face.
She felt helpless. She cried. She told me that she never wanted to see me go
through this again. She made an appointment for me to figure out what was
wrong.
She
held my hand as the nurse put the IV into my arm. I was being prepped for
another double scope. She was nervous and shook as she held my hand. I assured
her that everything would be fine. She was convinced I had cancer. She thought
that they were going to tell her that I was dying. She didn’t want to lose me.
When they wheeled me away she told me that she covered her face and cried.
The
procedure room looked like a biology lab on a college campus, except everything
was sterile. There were little wooden desks surrounding all four corners of the
room and white drawers and cupboards hanging off the walls. In the middle of
the room, several black tubes shot down from the ceiling, stopping in the
midair. This is where they wheeled my bed. The doctor shook my hand and asked
if I had questions. The only thing I made sure to find out was that they
weren’t going to use the same scope for my mouth as they did for my butt.
The
12 years that have passed are a blur. I’ve sat down to try and write out the
experience but can never fully express what has been happening. I walk around
every day hoping that when I visit the porcelain goddess I won’t see
blood-soaked underwear. I pray to the butt blood Gods that the fruit punch
won’t be thin enough to soak into my pants. I wear a side bag in order to cover
my backside just in case it has. I always check the seat after I’ve sat down
for a while to make sure there is not stain. I wear shorts long into winter as
a precaution. They tend to sit looser on my waist than pants. Pants squeeze my
insides enough to make me feel like I’m leaking. I spend far too much time in
the bathroom. I sit on the toilet wiping until I feel justified that nothing
will drip down my legs. The first thing I do when I enter a building is seek
out the restroom. I want to know where it is in case I have to stop what I’m
doing and run. I will walk to several bathrooms until I find one that is
completely empty. I don’t like to enter a stall if someone is sitting in the
next one over. These rituals take time but they are worth it. I try everything
that I can to save myself from the embarrassment of having to explain to
someone what is going on.
-Jer
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